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3D platformer, Fez, makes its way to mobile

iOS Universal, PC/Mac/Linux •

Fez looks like one of those games 12-year old me would have loved but old, decrepit me should detest. Like all platformers, it looks as though it requires at least a modicum of dexterity, something I haven’t been in possession of since I was 24. Still, like Braid or Super Meat Boy, it’s one of those indie platformers you hear about even if you’re not a fan of the genre. Today Fez made its way to the App Store so I gave it a go. Lo and behold, I’m not as worthless as I thought I’d be.

Fez starts out as a typical 2D platformer, but very quickly turns into a 3D affair thanks to your magic fez. Well, it’s kind of 3D. The world consists of 3D areas that can be rotated, but each side of the zone is still a 2D platformer. Your goal is to figure out the puzzles by twisting and turning the zone and moving your little dude as new paths, gates, or whatnot appear. It’s clever as hell.

It’s also completely lacking in what makes most platformers tough for us old folk: bad guys. There aren’t any enemies to jump over or plunk with fireballs. The entire game is far more puzzle-based and is closer to Monument Valley than Super Mario.

If there’s a problem it’s with the virtual controls that offer buttons on both the right and left of the screen. They work okay, but I always find my fingers pressing where there aren’t any buttons which makes the entire endeavor more frustrating than it should be. That said, there’s no penalty for dying, as you simply respawn where you left off, so making mistakes isn’t the end of the world. I’m guessing that playing with one of the bluetooth controllers available for iOS would make the game much more fun, but I’m not sure I want to spend the cash just for Fez. Maybe I’ll ask Santa for one.

Anyway, Fez is available for iOS Universal and is way more fun than I was expecting by looking at screenshots. It’s a platformer for the non-platformer crowd, those looking for something that moves slow and offers exploration, puzzle solving, and hidden secrets while leaving out bonking critters on the head or making perfect jumps across floating ledges. There’s a reason it sold more than 1 million copies before it made its way to mobile, I was just too hard headed to give it a chance before now.

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  1. Your first line summed it up nicely for me. I don't detest the game, but I also don't really care for it one way or another. I tried it out on the PS4 and gave it a good 30 minutes or so then never touched it again. It's a great idea, and seems to be well-executed, but it doesn't do much the curmudgeon in me.

  2. I've been having more fun with it than I ever thought I would. Found a secret room by rotating a house right after I got the Fez and it immediately turned it from "meh" to "whoa".

  3. Coincidentally, I did ask for a Bluetooth controller for Christmas (and I'm about 99% sure I'm getting it), so I'll probably buy this one once I've got the controller. "Platformer for the non-platformer crowd" sounds like it's right up my alley.

  4. I don't have any urge to replay this with touch controls, but my original playthrough of Fez is one of my favorite gaming experiences. There's more to the game than just the rotational puzzles and platforming... You're gonna need a notebook.

    It also has my favorite soundtrack of any game, from the same composer who did the It Follows score.

  5. I haven't gotten far enough to see anything like this, but it just gets me more intrigued.

  6. athros says:

    The motion for swapping viewpoints isn't as bad as the trailer makes it out to be. I'm pretty surprised by how interesting it is.

    Of course, apparently I have the bug wherein I don't get to have the World Map so that sucks.

  7. js619 says:

    Now I may need to grab it... thanks, I think...

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